La Machaca: Cap’n Don’s Sexual Saga

Cap’n Don Stewart remains a legend on the island of Bonaire (Credit: Janet Thibault)
“Cap’n Don” they called him, the brash, bombastic and beguiling Bonaire legend who passed over the bar May 28, 2014. Captain Donald Stewart, the remarkable leader on the island and throughout the diving world, was 88 years old. A “transplanted Californian” he called himself in 1962 after putting in at Bonaire for repairs to his sailboat. When his boat was ready to sail, he took a second look at the island and decided to stay. His decision to remain was destined to affect every environmental and conservation issue that threatened the waters of Bonaire and other Caribbean islands.
Stewart promoted “green” and “eco-tourism” long before the terms were coined. He preached protection of the marine world, first as manager of the Flamingo Beach Club in 1976 and then as owner and operator of Captain Don’s Habitat near Kralendijk on the southwest coast. He took over some bungalows and a dive shop located on a coral outcropping and offered diving any time day or night. Original and resourceful, Habitat symbolized diving freedom and conservation.

Cap’n Don on La Machaca, sunk in shallow water in front of Habitat Resort (Credit: Cap’n Don Archives)
When Stewart sold Habitat to the Maduro Group in 1985, they kept everything intact. He stayed nearby and fostered further conservation and preservation projects. He also remained a popular and humorous weekly speaker at Habitat. His stories were legendary, especially his favorite, Curse of the Spanish Fly—A Cap’n Don Tale:
Many years ago, on the Caribbean island of Nadahappen, located near the Netherlands Antilles ABCs: Aruba, Bonaire and Curacao, the women had a problem. Their men were smoking a weed that gave them a high, but squelched their sexual desire. They puffed away, took long siestas and showed little concern for female companionship. The propagation rate dropped drastically and the women grew more frustrated. In a desperate attempt to remedy the situation, they purchased a large order of Spanish flies from the Amazon Basin and delivered it to Helpyew, a small town near Caracas, Venezuela. Here, Capt. Juan Andun and Endio Deline were hired to deliver the illegal cargo aboard an old fishing boat, La Machaca, named for the national bird of Brazil.

Map shows location of La Machaca (Credit: Bonaire Tourist Board)

The Bigeye Spanish Fly (Credit: Cap’n Don Archives)

Janet Thibault, Cap’n Don’s partner, inspects La Machaca while accompanied by a sergeant major (Credit: Ellsworth Boyd)
To this day, even though it was eons ago, the sergeant majors still carry the toxin passed on from generation to generation. The unfortunate or fortunate circumstance—depending on how you look at it—demands that a diver bitten by a sergeant major must have sex within 24 hours or death is imminent. Curious, adventurous divers have been attacked, but so far, no deaths have been reported.
Although it might be a coincidence, a recent survey shows that Habitat books more couples than any other resort on the island. Cap’n Don would be pleased.
Author: Ellsworth Boyd
Ellsworth Boyd, Professor Emeritus, College of Education, Towson University, Towson, Maryland, pursues an avocation of diving and writing. He has published articles and photo’s in every major dive magazine in the US., Canada, and half a dozen foreign countries. An authority on shipwrecks, Ellsworth has received thousands of letters and e-mails from divers throughout the world who responded to his Wreck Facts column in Sport Diver Magazine. When he’s not writing, or diving, Ellsworth appears as a featured speaker at maritime symposiums in Los Angeles, Houston, Chicago, Ft. Lauderdale, New York and Philadelphia. “Romance & Mystery: Sunken Treasures of the Lost Galleons,” is one of his most popular talks. A pioneer in the sport, Ellsworth was inducted into the International Legends of Diving in 2013.
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I enjoyed your article about Cap’n Don Stewart. His story at the end was very funny. Can you tell me what the diving is like in Bonaire?
What a funny story, I enjoyed the post! What is it like to dive in Bonaire?
I enjoyed your article. I’m inspired to visit Captain Don’s Habitat
Nice story but ofcourse not true. Captain Don made up this little tale to attract curious divers. The real story is that he wanted a boat on his reef as a diving object. He bought the Machaca somewhere on the Island for 300 guilders. The sinking of the boat was an event itself and gained a lot of attention of divers and tourists.And the reason for the boat lies upside down now is that it was used for a Dutch tv series called ‘Duel in the Deep’.The filmcrew relocated the wreck to shallow waters to film it.It seemed that the ropes broke and the Machaca turned upside down to the bottom.Captain Don was not very amused of this to say at least. When I asked him of he had any recollections the filming he said ‘they wrecked my boat!’